Look, if you have nothing of value to say, that's fine, but shut the fuck up instead of regurgitating what sailed through your empty fucking head thirty seconds ago.
The above quote is from a Facade "bonus" video of somebody screwing around with the characters in the game, and it is an absolutely hysterical video. However, you writing I AM GENGHIS KHAN as a comment does not add anything. WE KNOW HE WROTE THAT, WE WERE THERE.
Any popular video will be chock full of this too. I can't reference any popular YouTube video because I ignore anything they feature, you can think sxephil for that. What an insufferable faggot. Your watching the video, giving it a thumbs up, and moving on with your pointless life is appreciation enough. Hell, "this was really funny" adds more than JUST WRITING SOMETHING FROM THE FUCKING VIDEO. HEY, LETS ALL QUOTE THAT THING WE JUST WATCHED.
All I can really say is thank God the internet has taken over everybodys life and I can tune this out a little more now. Remember when Austin Powers movies were coming out? It got to a point that the next person that said "YEAAAAH BABY" or "DO I MAKE YOU HORNY" in front of me was going to get their teeth stomped out the back of their neck. YES, I SAW THAT MOVIE AND RECALL THAT LINE AS WELL.
Oh, and a side note, FaceBook whores that every status update you make is a quote front a song. Hi. The only reason guys are "liking" your status is because they're as fucking retarded as you are and think that qualifies as a shared interest that will get them laid. Stick with what normal people do and put up something completely irrelevant like "LOL MAKING SUM SOUP" or something, and stop looking to the radio for that line that magically defines your life, because I can provide it for you right here. You SUCK.
Labels: facebook, obnoxious dumbass, raeg, rage, repeating, youtube
From the world of talentless hacks that are going to be walking disasters by age 25, I bring you Justine Babber. This little son of a bitch has been rubbing a lot of people the wrong way since he came into existence about a year and a half ago. But hey, it was one thing when he was some shitty artist that got 12 year old girls hot, now its going way too far.
Cue todays news that he called the police on a 12 year old that called him a "faggot" after beating him at laser tag. Called the police on a 12 year old that called him a "faggot" after beating him at laser tag. Called the police. On a 12 year old. That called him a "faggot" after beating him at laser tag.
And now he's going on some week long anti-gay discrimination rampage, also known as a publicity stunt. Justin, this kid was not calling you a faggot because he is literally calling you gay, much like I am not literally calling you gay, you faggot. Though you may physically indicate it and your music screams it, deep down, I do not think you are a homosexual male. In cases such as myself, this twelve year old, and a majority of the internet, "faggot" in regards to you should translate in your head as "person I find annoying and wish would go back into obscurity".
If you want to be in the public eye, grow a spine. Even when you have talent (a predicament you may find yourself in some day), there are going to be people that hate your guts. Be thankful you get a reaction out of people at all, if you didn't you wouldn't be making money off your trite high pitched crap.
And now, we have the quintessential move of anybody trying to cash in as much as possible on their popularity while they still have it.
Behold, the Justin Bieber autobiography. HOW LONG OVERDUE, IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME. I'm sure this book has tons of amazing details about the one year of your life that was even remotely relevant. Its okay, it'll still sell great, it has your face on it so your fangirls will buy it and talk about how deep and powerful it is.
Shits hella ridiculous, son. I'd say good for you for making millions off of zero talent and the face of a nine year old.... if you took the criticism you're obviously going to get in stride. Try the U DONT HAVE TO LIKE MEEEEE IM STILL GUNNA GET MAH MONEEEEEE route or something, shut the fuck up and go back to the recording studio so I don't have to deal with you anymore, because for some reason I can't even begin to fathom people actually report "the news" when you say something.
Also, any 16 year olds out there, next time a 12 year old calls you a faggot, call the cops. See if you get the treatment this little brat does.
Labels: faggot, justin bieber, whiny
So, I found out about something that costs $40 today. It is pictured above, that is what we call in this here writing business "an image at the top of a document that will be the basis of said document."
Not surprisingly, the person I saw depicted as having paid $40 for this item is well documented as being severely mentally retarded. That isn't a joke (though it could pass for one on a Seth MacFarlane show), it is something that actually happened that puts into perspective who actually finds this shit funny.
Look, I am not ITZ POPULARR SO IM GUNNA SAY I HAET IT 2 B DIFFERENT LOL, I actually own seasons 1 and 2 of Family Guy on DVD. Seasons 1 and 2. Y'know, well before it got canned and Fox brought it back because they have absolutely nothing else and rubber stamped all the half assed shit devoid of any comical value Seth MacFarlane has been shoving down our throats ever since.
He used to be funny. Family Guy used to be funny. Now every half hour consists of around eight minutes of commercials, two minutes of a shit storyline, and twenty minutes of Godawful and agonizingly redundant "jokes" that start THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT I that are utilized to distract you from how fucking terrible the show is. American Dad has its moments. But this isn't about either of those, now is it?
This is about Seth's third show that is the exact same fucking thing, except the characters are black and the main one was formerly the most boring character on another show. What comes to mind is the retarded clone from Multiplicity that is the result of cloning a clone. At a certain point, Seth doesn't have enough bullets in his comedic failpistol to momentarily fool you into thinking something funny might be about to happen. If you watch two minutes of an episode of The Cleveland Show, you know nothing good is going to happen in your life until it is over. Truly one of the most abysmal shows Fox has ever aired, and thats really saying something.
And they want $40 for it, because we live in a world that unspeakably poor "comedy" shows run for that due to promises of deleted scenes and other stupid shit.
Personally, I can't say I see the appeal of that bonus content. My expectations of a scene that was deemed not funny enough to be part of The Cleveland Show aren't particularly high.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, Seth MacFarlane, go fuck yourself. Though, in your defense, if I had a network green lighting and giving me metric fucktons of money for garbage like this, I wouldn't be putting any effort into it either.
Labels: aids, family guy, not funny, seth macfarlane, the cleveland show
Ironically, the one depicted in the picture above is probably the least irritating out of the group. This, of course, is like saying "of all the people at work that throw me into the supply closet and violently rape me, you're the most gentle." All of these are fucking abysmal.
None moreso than the one with that paramedic broad. Good God I want to reach through the screen and strangle her. It isn't even her fault either, she's just doing what some fucknut writer told her to do.
Enough of this shit. Enough of this LOL WE CAN'T SING BUT WE DO ANYWAY AND ITS REALLY MONOTONE LOL SO RANDOM XD crap. Just stop. I understand the concept behind "if the commercial is really irritating, it will stick in your head", and you're right. Unfortunately, whoever came up with this method of advertising didn't think it through to the end. What sticks in my head is Burger King hires obnoxious cocksuckers that produce things on my television that I go full Pavlovian and groan every time I hear one start. Wherever my most likely outlet to purchase Burger King is in the world, I am mentally on the complete opposite side of the planet at all times.
It still isn't as grating as that Geico commercial with the pig screaming "whee" (don't get me started on that shit), but it is pretty fucking insufferable. Stop doing this if you want me to ever gorge myself on your kitchen scrap heaps you have depicted as "breakfast bowls". No.
Labels: bad advertising, breakfast, burger king commercials, fail, fucking annoying
The concept of this blog will be verbally abusing things I, or somebody that contacts me, does not like. No, mailing me saying you don't like me won't work, because I won't waste my time with such common knowledge.
Anyway. Look for shit here soon. It has more potential than it sounds like, I promise.
Labels: LOL HI