Ironically, the one depicted in the picture above is probably the least irritating out of the group. This, of course, is like saying "of all the people at work that throw me into the supply closet and violently rape me, you're the most gentle." All of these are fucking abysmal.

None moreso than the one with that paramedic broad. Good God I want to reach through the screen and strangle her. It isn't even her fault either, she's just doing what some fucknut writer told her to do.

Enough of this shit. Enough of this LOL WE CAN'T SING BUT WE DO ANYWAY AND ITS REALLY MONOTONE LOL SO RANDOM XD crap. Just stop. I understand the concept behind "if the commercial is really irritating, it will stick in your head", and you're right. Unfortunately, whoever came up with this method of advertising didn't think it through to the end. What sticks in my head is Burger King hires obnoxious cocksuckers that produce things on my television that I go full Pavlovian and groan every time I hear one start. Wherever my most likely outlet to purchase Burger King is in the world, I am mentally on the complete opposite side of the planet at all times.

It still isn't as grating as that Geico commercial with the pig screaming "whee" (don't get me started on that shit), but it is pretty fucking insufferable. Stop doing this if you want me to ever gorge myself on your kitchen scrap heaps you have depicted as "breakfast bowls". No.

Labels: bad advertising, breakfast, burger king commercials, fail, fucking annoying