From the world of talentless hacks that are going to be walking disasters by age 25, I bring you Justine Babber. This little son of a bitch has been rubbing a lot of people the wrong way since he came into existence about a year and a half ago. But hey, it was one thing when he was some shitty artist that got 12 year old girls hot, now its going way too far.

Cue todays news that he called the police on a 12 year old that called him a "faggot" after beating him at laser tag. Called the police on a 12 year old that called him a "faggot" after beating him at laser tag. Called the police. On a 12 year old. That called him a "faggot" after beating him at laser tag.

And now he's going on some week long anti-gay discrimination rampage, also known as a publicity stunt. Justin, this kid was not calling you a faggot because he is literally calling you gay, much like I am not literally calling you gay, you faggot. Though you may physically indicate it and your music screams it, deep down, I do not think you are a homosexual male. In cases such as myself, this twelve year old, and a majority of the internet, "faggot" in regards to you should translate in your head as "person I find annoying and wish would go back into obscurity". 

If you want to be in the public eye, grow a spine. Even when you have talent (a predicament you may find yourself in some day), there are going to be people that hate your guts. Be thankful you get a reaction out of people at all, if you didn't you wouldn't be making money off your trite high pitched crap.

And now, we have the quintessential move of anybody trying to cash in as much as possible on their popularity while they still have it.

Behold, the Justin Bieber autobiography. HOW LONG OVERDUE, IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME. I'm sure this book has tons of amazing details about the one year of your life that was even remotely relevant. Its okay, it'll still sell great, it has your face on it so your fangirls will buy it and talk about how deep and powerful it is.

Shits hella ridiculous, son. I'd say good for you for making millions off of zero talent and the face of a nine year old.... if you took the criticism you're obviously going to get in stride. Try the U DONT HAVE TO LIKE MEEEEE IM STILL GUNNA GET MAH MONEEEEEE route or something, shut the fuck up and go back to the recording studio so I don't have to deal with you anymore, because for some reason I can't even begin to fathom people actually report "the news" when you say something.

Also, any 16 year olds out there, next time a 12 year old calls you a faggot, call the cops. See if you get the treatment this little brat does.

Labels: faggot, justin bieber, whiny