So, I found out about something that costs $40 today. It is pictured above, that is what we call in this here writing business "an image at the top of a document that will be the basis of said document."

Not surprisingly, the person I saw depicted as having paid $40 for this item is well documented as being severely mentally retarded. That isn't a joke (though it could pass for one on a Seth MacFarlane show), it is something that actually happened that puts into perspective who actually finds this shit funny.

Look, I am not ITZ POPULARR SO IM GUNNA SAY I HAET IT 2 B DIFFERENT LOL, I actually own seasons 1 and 2 of Family Guy on DVD. Seasons 1 and 2. Y'know, well before it got canned and Fox brought it back because they have absolutely nothing else and rubber stamped all the half assed shit devoid of any comical value Seth MacFarlane has been shoving down our throats ever since.

He used to be funny. Family Guy used to be funny. Now every half hour consists of around eight minutes of commercials, two minutes of a shit storyline, and twenty minutes of Godawful and agonizingly redundant "jokes" that start THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT I that are utilized to distract you from how fucking terrible the show is. American Dad has its moments. But this isn't about either of those, now is it?

This is about Seth's third show that is the exact same fucking thing, except the characters are black and the main one was formerly the most boring character on another show. What comes to mind is the retarded clone from Multiplicity that is the result of cloning a clone. At a certain point, Seth doesn't have enough bullets in his comedic failpistol to momentarily fool you into thinking something funny might be about to happen. If you watch two minutes of an episode of The Cleveland Show, you know nothing good is going to happen in your life until it is over. Truly one of the most abysmal shows Fox has ever aired, and thats really saying something.

And they want $40 for it, because we live in a world that unspeakably poor "comedy" shows run for that due to promises of deleted scenes and other stupid shit.

Personally, I can't say I see the appeal of that bonus content. My expectations of a scene that was deemed not funny enough to be part of The Cleveland Show aren't particularly high.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, Seth MacFarlane, go fuck yourself. Though, in your defense, if I had a network green lighting and giving me metric fucktons of money for garbage like this, I wouldn't be putting any effort into it either.

Labels: aids, family guy, not funny, seth macfarlane, the cleveland show