Hello potential voters, thanks for voting.

If you elected to take a straight ticket, fuck you. Fuck you so fucking much.

Look at the issues, look at the candidates. If you choose to vote every single member of the party you support in, so be it.

But look at them. Know what they specifically want.

The fact this is even an option makes me want to puke, and if you chose it, you make me want to puke. We need to get this right, and though I have doubts we can, I have even bigger doubts we can if motherfuckers are picking everybody on the ballot because they have the same pretty logo that said voter is registered under.

If you picked a straight ticket, please never vote again. You make me sick. And no, it does not matter what party you picked, you're still a fucking idiot.

Labels: straight ticket